how can i take selfies without wanting to kill myself afterwards
*gets a compliment*
the more followers i get the more i have to ask myself “would i be ok with people in real life seeing this?” and the answer is always “i dont care”
If it’s Sunday, you must reblog.
‘Tis Potterhead law.
Reblogging every Sunday to honor Richard Griffiths
Get to SUBWAY and try our crispy NEW lineup of Flatizza™
wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up
what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes
YOU ARE THE HERO GOTHAM DESERVES
I’M CRYING BECAUSE OF THAT CAPTION
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
gru is skeptical of the guacamole
Snipin’s a good job, mate. It’s challengin’ work, out of doors…But I guarantee you’ll not go hungry.
A car accident occurred over the weekend involving a few of my friends.
5 people were taken to hospital and 1 girl was killed. She was 14.
The road it took place on currently does not have a speed limit and there is a petition to put one in place.
I and many people…
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS