MEMO: The space bar is important.
how. IN THE FUCK. did that get through.
who was drunk and officially sent this advertisement out. who didn’t tell them something was wrong. who put up an inappropriately faulty billboard without anyone saying anything.
what monkeys were in charge of this operation.
why was the “boogeyman” ever considered someone scary like hell yea i want a tall dude to come out of my closet and boogey to some snazzy funk beats
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
He’s actually my twin😁… Just 3 years apart😅 #cousinsfordays #delgadotakeover #weliveoutthefamilyname #sharingthesamesenseofsarcasm #ayyyyyyy #derpsters #derpin #grandmashouse
Not exactly a wolf dog but meh close enough. My Samsonite #westieandshitzumix #sam #sammyboy #mywolfdog #thisdogissoenergetic #hunteratheart 🐺🐶
*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*
WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?
BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!
by throwing it into the harbor
I won’t truly be happy till it rains french fries
this is literally mario kart